"Hey Mommy, look into my eyes and I will tell you your future because I am a sidekick." Yes, you read that correctly, she is a sidekick and not a psychic- I verified the pronunciation twelve times just to make sure I was hearing her correctly. I do not know what spurred this latest craze with Blair, but I find her "talents" very entertaining. She has looked into Kennedy's eyes and predicted a future bottle, Cheerios, or fresh diaper (her nose may have helped her a little on that one). Layne's prediction involved going to school, reading a book, and playing with Legos. She looked into my eyes, commented on how bloodshot they were, asked why I had dark circles under them, and then informed me that I was going to have a cup of coffee and a kiss from her. Well, Blair's accuracy is amazing- every single thing happened for all of us. I am guessing that Madame Blair's "sidekick" skills have nothing to do with her attention to detail and sheer observation of our daily routines. Her predictions can only be made if she is wearing the correct attire - everything revolves around her wardrobe. An accurate "sidekick" reading requires numerous bangle bracelets, a tiara, boa, and several applications of flavored lip balm. If any one of these items are missing- her predictions are off by at least five minutes. So if you are in need of the winning lottery numbers don't bother asking Madame Blair- she's still fine tuning things. However, if you are uncertain about your daily routine or simply need to be told that you are sleep deprived and showing it, then she's the "sidekick" to see.
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